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you think you can just flash those big brown eyes?
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October 11, 2011
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CURRENTLY READING // Mob Rules: What the Mafia Can Teach the Legitimate Businessman
Excerpt:
LESSON 20
Is This Phone Tapped?: Watch What You Say Every Day
Mobsters know not to say anything on the phone that can be used against them in court, yet just about every mobster who gets indicted has phone-tap evidence against him.
“Me, John Gotti, will sever your motherfuckin’ head off.”
—John Gotti, Sr., caught on a government wiretap
Guys on the street talk in riddles to try to get around a tapped line. I once overheard a drug dealer say, “I’ll take ten kilos of flour and twenty kilos of oregano.”
When he hung up the phone, I asked, “What’s on your mind? You think the FBI can’t figure out you mean cocaine and marijuana?”
“I own a pizzeria,” he said. “They can’t prove it’s drugs.”
“Who orders twenty kilos of oregano from Colombia?”
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September 28, 2011
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July 24, 2011
Your dad was into Asian women before you were and your diversified gene pool is proof of it. He lusted after those hot lady lotus flowers and they haunted his dreams while he cold sweated yellow fever each night. Then, late one evening after ingesting copious amounts of firewater he met her, your Far East mom. With the courage juice in full effect, he asked her out. This photo was snapped shortly after her fearful response of yes.
So hipsters, next time you’re manhandling yourself to a photo a Karen O. while listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, remember this…
Your dad is the white rice in your mom’s stir-fry.
Big thanks to Shane for today’s photo
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July 21, 2011
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July 11, 2011
shameless
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